Post by myles rumour frost on May 18, 2011 13:48:21 GMT -5
mylesrumourfrost
seventeen. junior.
angry.alone.scared.audrey kitching.
seventeen. junior.
angry.alone.scared.audrey kitching.
“And what makes you think I’m gonna tell you anything,huh? Yeah, you might be Authority but that don’t mean shit to me. Wanna know my name? Ask around, I’m sure someone’ll be happy to tell you. But who says I gave them my real name? Guess you’ll just have to work it out the hard way. Poor you. I’d feel sorry for you, but you’re an asshole, so whatever.”
Are you shy? “Hell no! Can’t afford to be, can I?”
Are you selfish? “Probably, but I don’t really give a fuck.”
Are you spoiled? “And who the fuck is there around to spoil me? Don’t be an asshole.”
Are you giving? “Sometimes, but only for profit.”
Would you walk by an old lady carrying groceries? “Depends. Would I want any of them?”
Do you flirt with your best friends boyfriend or girlfriend? “Aren’t you a-fucking-dorable? You think I have a best friend? Right.”
Do you lie when someone asks you "Do I look OK with this on?"? “All the time. It’s pretty fun to make them look like fuckwits.”
Are you conceited? “Right you are! Fuckin-A, I am! So what, gonna sue me?”
Do you go out of your way to get attention? “No. How many fucking more questions?”
Do you go out of your way to help someone? “Fuck no. What does this even have to do with anything?”
Do you get into arguments a lot with people other than your siblings? “Don’t have any siblings, but yeah, I get into a lot of arguments. What of it?”
Have you ever kissed someone who is just a friend? “They’re the only damn fuckers I kiss. Dunno where everyone else has been, get me?”
Do you watch Dora the explorer? “What the fuck is that?”
Do you believe in Magic? “Don’t be a fucking moron. Magic only exists in mushroom form.”
Do you talk back to your parents? “What parents?”
Have you ever threatened someone? “Hell yeah, all the time! Haven’t you?”
Are you afraid of the dark? “What stupid baby’s afraid of the dark?”
Would you prefer Spongebob or CSI? “CSI. More violence.”
Have you ever lied to make someone happy? “Nah, probably not. Lied to make them upset, though. Does that count?”
“What’s with all the fucking questions anyway? What do they have to do with why I’m in this stupid fucking room with a fucking pig with a head the size of the fucking Earth, huh?”
………
“Just a few more questions? Right, I totally believe that. Did you get the sarcasm, or is that a little bit beyond you, porky? I’ve been in here for three fucking hours, and you’ve no reason to keep me. But in the interest of getting out of here before Doomsday, ask your fucking questions, asswipe, and I’ll be on my way.”
What are your parents’ names? “David and Rowena Frost, last I was told.”
Where are they now? “Side by side six feet under, I’d imagine, unless zombies are real and we’re all fucking idiots for not believing the raving psychos.”
How long have they been dead? “Oh, about two years. Why does that matter?”
Why aren’t you in foster care? “Probably couldn’t handle me if I went, but I guess it’s an oversight of some sort. That I’m fucking glad for, may I add.”
Do you live in your parents’ house? “Duh. Where else would I fucking live, dickwad?”
How do you earn enough money to pay the bills? “Same way everyone else does. I work.”
What do you do? “Bit of everything, I guess. Anything that pops up, really. I get by, though.”
Anything illegal? “Like I’d fucking tell you. Think it’s that easy, huh? Moron….”
………
“Just so you know, I don’t really have a massive problem with you guys unless you pick one with me. I just don’t like the police. And who does, really, right? Well, whatever. Come to me if you need anything, anything at all. I can probably get it for you, no matter how dangerous, how illegal, or whatever. I have contacts. I also offer my services as a range of different things. You’ll find my number in most places, if you choose to look. Restroom walls, trees, bridges, in most graffiti, and in phone boxes, amongst other places. And if you know any stoners, they’ll probably have it too. Like I say, doesn’t matter what it is, I can get it for you. For a price. Discounted, of course, for all my closest friends and best customers.
You wanna know shit about me? Well fine. I’m a bitch. That’s the most important part. Get on my bad side and you’ll most likely regret it, unless I like you. So yeah, you’ll probably regret it. I’m manipulative and rude, and I use people for my own selfish agenda. Don’t like me? I really couldn’t care less. To be completely honest, I don’t really care about anyone or anything. I’m just trying to get by the best I can, OK? Just leave me to it, and help me along if you have the inclination.”
behind the mask
[/center]alias Dru
age Nineteen
experience A million years or so (I’m a Drusaurus, doncha know?)
how'd you find us? PBS